People on tinder: “I’m not on here to fuck I’m not on here to date I’m not on here to make friends if you message me I Will kill you”
(Source: e-seal, via softheartbisexual)
*posts a picture of some bread*
I BET YOU AMERICAN JACKFUCKS DON’T HAVE THIS. IT’S CALLED WHEATBLUMPS AND YOU’RE ALL MORONS FOR NEVER HAVING EATEN IT.
(via fluffyheretic)
